driving down the highway and see a guy throw a whole bag of garbage out the window? I'm too lazy to throw mine out and he's taking his for a ride. What's happening in his car? 'Hey, bag of garbage, how you doing? Oh, yeah? Well, you're getting out here! You're not talking, you're walking!
... [high pitched voice]That joke didn't even make any sense[/hpv]."
-Jim Gaffigan (paraphrased) on Late Night.
One time we were driving with this friend of Caleb's and after hitting Checkers she told us to put all the garbage in the bag, which she then threw right out the window on to the road. She said she didn't believe in littering. She also made me pretend I went to UF as a joke on her friend, and then proceeded to ask me detailed questions about the school and professors in front of her.
ReplyDeleteLove the Gaffigan. Kinda want to see that new show of his on tbs.
ReplyDeleteBrandon's friend is a loser. Sorry Brandon, I only speak the truth. Here are some words to live by:
EARTH, FIRE, WIND, WATER, HEART
WITH THESE POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET. PLEASE DON'T LITTER.
My friend is awesome and hilarious! My only complaint is that she is marrying someone else in a few months...
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