Blackberries.

Setting: Staff Lounge

Co-Worker 1 one stares at a small black electronic device on her lap.

Me: Whatcha got there?

Co-Worker 1: My new BlackBerry Storm. It's the touch kind.

Co-Worker 2: Yeah, we both just got BlackBerries. There was a sale, so they were only like, what, $25 a piece?

Me: Uh-oh.

Co-Worker 1: What?

Me: Now you're going to be on your phone all the time, texting and whatnot.

Co-Worker 1: No, I don't even know... do I have text messages?

Co-Worker 2: Yeah, I think the plan you got had to include everything --- like text messages, internet browsing... I don't know. We haven't... we don't really know which particular application to use, you know, to do text messages.

The End.