No one's talking about Alberta.
ALBERTA FACTS
Population: As of April 1, 2005, Alberta's population is estimated to be 3,236,906. This represents a yearly increase of approximately 46,500 persons (or 1.46% growth) since April 1, 2004.
Source: Alberta Finance
Capital City: Edmonton.
Currency: Canadian dollar.
Weather: Today (in High Level, Alberta, Canada): Sunny with cloudy periods. High 22. UV index 6 or high.
Telephone Area Codes: 780 in the northern part of the province, 403 in the south.
Proclaimed a Province: September 1, 1905
Time Zone: Mountain Time (two hours behind Toronto or New York; one hour ahead of Vancouver, Seattle or Los Angeles; seven hours behind Greenwich Mean Time (GMT); and six hours behind GMT during Daylight Savings Time).
ALBERTO FACTS
Population: 0.
Source: Nasa.
Capital City: Alberto's Eye.
Currency: Palm trees and baby seals.
Weather: 100% possibility of a hurricane.
Telephone Area Codes: 911 in the outer part of the province, 666 in the eye.
Proclaimed a Province: June 12, 2006.
Time Zone: EDT.
There's also a decent song on the Eric Clapton Unplugged CD called "Alberta". Kind of a catchy deal, not very Clapton-esque (and a cover, of course).
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