Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I knew it!!

Why only twelve episodes when it's the most popular podcast?

Why aren't the past episodes available?

BAM

That's why.

From the newsletter email:

"And in case you missed them the first time around, the original 12 podcasts will be available from the same sources next week starting Tuesday 7th March."

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

In spaceships, they won't understand.



Weeeiiiiirrrrdddddd.

Are these supposed to be funny?

Monday, February 27, 2006

When in doubt, just turn it up and fake it.

Packed Warehouse. Crowded tables, minor complications resolved. Six songs of sweet rock. This went from the last-minute scramble to the verifiable pinnacle of rock performances. I cut my hands, I jumped the stage. I sweat so much I couldn't see through my lenses.

But we rocked.

The tone wasn't right, the channels varied in loudness, it sounded muddled, my new guitar strings were slipping down. But I just turned it up and pumped it out. I couldn't find the singing keys for some songs. I switched lines from verses and made up inane stuff on the spot. But we pumped it out and we rocked.

And they clapped.

"These next two songs will be the best five minutes of your life."

Maybe I was right.

Maybe I was right.